She’s worked hard on her abs, but she still looks far too wee and delicate to be a bad-ass. She doesn’t sound English, let alone the fake, plummy English that her predecessor Angelina Jolie perfected with her tongue firmly in her cheek. ![]() The Oscar-winner is hopelessly miscast as Lara Croft. One can only assume this is Alicia Vikander’s anniversary gift to Michael Fassbender, so that he can feel a bit better about the underwhelming Assassin’s Creed. ![]() Ordinarily, video game movie adaptations this atrocious are sequels, but somehow this unwanted Tomb Raider reboot remarkably matches all the terribleness of Silent Hill: Revelation 3D, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation, and Streetfighter: The Legend of Chun-Li without a first instalment. ![]() Stand upwind, folks: the first unforgivable stinker of 2018 has landed with a big plop and an unlovely hiss.
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